That’s just laying the ground work, now the counselor has you hooked, along with that comes the flowers and the cards and the service and so on, and so on, and so on. What started out as a simple little goodbye has turned into a $4,500 service topped off with a $400 Urn because gosh darn it your Pop deserve the best DOESN'T HE?, even though your definition of the best does not have to burst outside of your budget. Or non of this is really what he wanted in the first place!
IF YOU USE A RENTAL CASKET, and there is nothing at all wrong with using one if that is what you want, ensure it's INSERT is, well…………………………………….NEW!
PSSST! wanna know a secret? Visitations can be made in a simple cardboard box if that’s what you want to use. Very dignified and it falls right in line with the old mans wishes when he says
JUST PUT ME IN A DAMN BOX AND BURN ME!
"My Simple Wish cremation package"
No later than 4PM
*other costs may apply